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[velocette]

Well, what do you know, they updated the Pearly Gates. I always thought, you know, if we got to an afterlife it wouldn't be brimstone. Probably wouldn't be a crocodile and a set of scales either.

[The Motorcycle Boy has to pause to light a cigarette]

I didn't figure the Gatekeeper would be so much more fair than the Man in the Book. You can never get a square deal in life, maybe it’s about time we got one in death.

[There’s another pause, this one more lengthy. His eyes don’t focus on the camera anymore, but on something just above it.]

How many souls are we ferrying?

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[routemistress]

[And that's when Iris' face lights up, her eyes sparkling.]

Yes. That's it, sweetheart, that's it exactly. That's what we're 'ere for. Break 'em out of the bars in their 'eads. It's bloody 'ard work. But you see why I love it 'ere, now.

[velocette]

You'd have to dig pretty hard for most of 'em. You know how most people just skate on the surface their whole lives...seems like some of the inmates don't even do that.